Three Clock Expresssions (2007)

1. Rock around the clock.

2. The mouse ran up the clock.

3. The employees worked off the clock.
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And in court yesterday-
Wal-Mart employees were awarded
their overdue pay.

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Three Ways To Bring About A Little Sunshine (2007)

1. Open the window.

2. Step outside.

3. Visit someone in a nursing home.
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More than a ray of sunshine-
Is what someone will find.

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Three Things That Videotaping Is Good For (2007)

1. Making happy family memories.

2. Documenting an occasion.

3. Outing an otherwise unseen crime.
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Evidence-
In the physical sense.

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Three Things That Keep You From Sleeping (2007)

1. Noise.

2. Insomnia.

3. Restless leg syndrome.
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That squiggly feel-
As has been classified as real.

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Three That Get Hurt When There Are Errors At The Hospital (2007)

1. The patient.

2. The doctor.

3. The hospital, itself.
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And number one is the reason why-
Number 2 and 3, on the defense, tend to lie.

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Three Interesting Things To Read In An Online Newspaper (2007)

1. The headlines.

2. The Editorials.

3. The comments at the end of any story.
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We can all have our say-
On any given day.

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Three Things That Expire (2007)

Three things that expire:

1. Food products.

2. Fishing licenses.

3. Rabbit ears.
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Due to the change of digital from analog by the year 2009-
Those without a converter box will find theirselves in a bind.

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Three Things To Worry About When Your Town Is running Out Of Water (2007)

1. Baths.

2. Washing dishes and clothes.

3. Golf course conditions.
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In our midst-
Priorities tend to fill the list.

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Three Ways To Spend The Weekend (2007)

 

1. Boating.

2. Fishing.

3. Trying to make it last as long as possible.
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They fly-
Too quickly by.

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Three Favorite Colors In Jail (2007)

1. Blue (a mood)

2. Orange (a uniform)

3. Green (a quick way out)
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Quite a blend-
With a message to send.

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