Three Ways To Enjoy The Rest Of The Year (2006)

 

1. Relax.

2. Pray.

3. Realize that 2006 just cannot be put on hold.

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The clock ticks-

For any given year, including 2006.

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THREE TYPES OF PEOPLE BEHIND BARS (2006)

1. Robbers.

2. Killers.

3. Former jailers.
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THOSE WHO HOLD THE KEY-

DON’T ALWAYS ACT LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO IN OUR SOCIETY!

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Three Things Regarding Care Of The Elderly (2006)

 

1. They once took care of the young.

2. The younger ones used to take care of the elderly.

3. Today, we are not prepared to care of the elderly.

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What was that old expression-

Mama used to take care of ten, but in regards to

Mama, ten children could not get the job done!

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Three Ways To Escape Getting Old (2006)

1. Plastic surgery.

2. Much exercise.

3. Just thinking that you are young.

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Boomeritis-

Youthful bliss!

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Three Excuses For Wearing A Watch (2006)

1. For decoration.

2. To tell the time.

3. To see who is calling you on your cell phone.

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One can look to see who is calling first-

Before they dig through that much filled purse.

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Three Characteristics Of The Best Boss One Could Ever Work For (2006)

 

1. One who “actually” knows what they are doing.

2. One who never asks you to do anything, that they hadn’t done before.

3. One who is “human”. (Of course, after having that first cup of coffee.)

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Far and few in between,what else can one say-

A boss one can appreciate on any given day.

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Three Things That You Don’t Really Need (2006)

 

1. Heartache.

2. Bad luck.

3. Some of your body parts.

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The tonsils, the spleen, and the appendix, just for a start-

Are all considered spare body parts.

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