Downright Scary (2006)

On Halloween night, the two little boys, were creeping up to the house, on the hill-

It looked so scary, that really and truly, they’d rather have stood still.

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The branches on the trees, were hanging low-

They had to push each other, in order to keep on the go.

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They got closer and closer, and began to hear strange things-

You know the kind of noises, that fear brings.

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And as they approached the porch, their hearts began

to beat fast-

Don’t know how much longer, they could hold on, that they could last.

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And as they peeked in the window, they noticed, something immediately, that made them run away-

And to this day, they’re still scared, but of what, they would not say.

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Three Reasons That The White House Could Use A Footstool Or Two (2006)

 

1. So that the President can kick up his feet, to relax.

2. So that Barney and Miss Beazley, can relax.

3. So that the President can stand on it, the next time he comes in contact with Bill O’Reilly, so that we can all relax.

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A great heightening tool-

The good old fashioned footstool.

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Three Not On The Menu (2006)

 

1. Spinach.

2. Egg salad.

3. Anything else that will make you sick.

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Gee-

Wonder, why I’m not hungry!

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Three Sweet Sounds (2006)

1. Birds singing.

2. Children laughing.

3. Your grandson singing in church,

even though he doesn’t know the

words.

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Simple and plain-

With so much insight to gain!

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Three Things One Can Trim (2006)

1. Your budget.

2. Your bushes.

3. Your transplanted eyelashes.

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First not long enough-

Then one has to do the maintenance stuff!

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Three Ancient Rituals (2006)

1. Egyptian Temple Blessings.

2. Indian Rain Dance.

3. Dick Clark rocking in the New Year.

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Originated in 1972-

Except for one, he pushed them all through.

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Three Places To Get Coffee (2006)

1. At home.

2. At the office.

3. On the corner.

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If Starbucks has its’ way-

They’ll be on every corner one day!

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