THREE PLACES TO WATCH TV (2006)

1. At home.

2. In the car.

3. In between checking out the heads of lettuce,

and the greenest bananas.

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OUR SOCIETY CONTINUES TO INSIST-

THAT NOT MUCH PROGRAMMING SHOULD

WE ALL MISS!

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Three That Are Upset About The Conditions Of State Park Funding (2006)

1. The rangers.

2. Politicians.

3. Yogi Bear.

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Smarter than the average bear-

Hopes that someone out there, figures out something,

somewhere!

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Three Things That Are Great When They’re Aged (2006)

1. Wine.

2. Cheese.

3. A ninety year old bartender from New York.

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At a ripe old age-

Still employed, earning a living wage!

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Three Reasons To Put On Your Turning Signal When You Are Getting Ready To Change Lanes (2006)

1. To let the other drivers know of your impending action.

2. To avoid an accident.

3. To ensure that you never get to change lanes.

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Those who see someone getting ready to change lanes through their blinker-

Ultimately, speed up on purpose, just to be a stinker!

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Three Things About The Planets (2006)

1. First we were going to add some.

2. Now we’re taking one away.

3. For us oldtimers, Pluto, will be hard to delete.

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Forever in the mind-

There will still be nine!

 

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Three Reasons To Drive At Least Two Car Lengths Behind Another One (2006)

1. It is the law.

2. It is safer.

3. It gives some idiot who decides that he needs to be in

your lane at the last moment, to quickly slide in.

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Those who at the last second change lanes-

Can give the other drivers quite a pain!

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THREE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU DO A GOOD JOB (2006)

1. You get a cookie.

2. You get a pat on the back.

3. You get a 57 million dollar bonus.

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A GREAT BONUS TO HAVE RACKED-

FOR HALLIBURTON WHO RECEIVED THE NO BID CONTRACT!

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