THREE THINGS THAT YOU DO AFTER YOU DIE (2005)

1. Go to heaven.

2. Join your loved ones.

3. Vote in the next election after your death.

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JUST A MIS-CALCULATION-

HARDLY EVER DONE!

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THREE WAYS TO WRAP A PRESENT (2005)

1. With paper.

2. With bows.

3. Not at all.

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MODERN DAY GIFT CARDS SO MUCH SHINE-

THAT WITH NO WRAP, NO ONE PAYS ANY MIND!

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THREE THINGS THAT CAN BE DONE IN A DAY (2005)

1. Your teeth cleaned.

2. Your eyes checked.

3. Your arteries cleared.

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ANGIOPLASTY IN A DAY-

QUICKLY BECOMING THE MODERN WAY!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT IT IS FALL (2005)

1. Leaves begin to turn.

2. Leaves begin to fall.

3. A cooler breeze comes in.

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AND TO THINK THAT THE COOLER BREEZE MADE IT OUR WAY-

FOR A MOMENT ANYWAY, IN ORDER FOR US TO ENJOY A REAL AUTUMN DAY!

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THREE THAT MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU BEING A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT (2005)

1. Your Mama.

2. Your favorite restaurant.

3. You.

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WHOOPS! DID I PUT THE BLAME?

FROM THE SOURCE IN WHICH IT REALLY CAME?

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT PART OF A TEAM (2005)

1. YOU DO NOT SPEAK TO THE OTHERS.

2. YOU DO NOT CONSIDER YOURSELF A PART OF THE OTHERS.

3. THE ONLY TIME YOU TAKE NOTICE OF THE OTHERS IS TO

TAKE CREDIT FOR WHAT THE OTHERS DO.

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TO SCHEME-

AS PART OF A TEAM!

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THREE SOURCES OF ECHOES (2005)

1. THE BATHTUB.

2. A MOUNTAINTOP.

3. THE OFFICE.

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THAT EXTRA VOICE IS TOTALLY ABSURD-

WHEN IT’S PLENTY ENOUGH FOR THE BOSS TO BE HEARD!

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