THREE PLACES TO GET THE GARBAGE PICKED UP (2005)

1. At the street.

2. By the door.

3. In space.

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AN EXPENSIVE WAY TO GET IT DONE-

SENDING UP THE SPACE SHUTTLE TO

RETRIEVE GARBAGE FROM THE SPACE

STATION!

 

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THREE WAYS TO GET SOMEONE TO SEE A MOVIE AT THE THEATER (2005)

1. Hype up the plot.

2. Give a discount.

3. Show a documentary.

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MARCH OF THE PENGUINS-

IS A TRUE TREASURE AND A MATINEE WIN!

 

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THREE PLACES TO GET SICK (2005)

1. At home.

2. At work.

3. At the hospital.

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AFTER CHECK-IN INFECTIONS GALORE-

INCREASING TOO MUCH MORE AND MORE!

 

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOUR COMPANY IS PROMOTING FITNESS (2005)

1. They’ve installed exercise equipment.

2. They offer a discount to a local athletic club.

3. The coffee cups in the office are so small that after a swallow or two-you’re back down

the hall over and over again to get some more.

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COFFEE, TEA, OR WHATEVER-

JUST GIVE ME A CUP BIG ENOUGH TO COMPLETE MY ENDEAVOR!

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THREE SURPRISING THINGS REGARDING A RECENT GREEDY CEO (2005)

1. He got caught.

2. He went to trial.

3. They actually took away most of his ill gotten gains.

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MOST OF THE TIME-

THE MONEY IS USED TO PAY AN EXPENSIVE LAWYER

IN ORDER TO TRY AND AVERT THE CRIME!

 

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THREE PLACES TO MEET YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS IF YOU’RE IN POLITICS (2005)

1. Around the dinner table.

2. At a family reunion.

3. On payday at the same exact place to collect.

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THE POLITICAL FAMILY THAT WORKS TOGETHER-

TURNS OUT FINANCIALLY SO MUCH THE BETTER!

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THREE WAYS TO GAUGE A POLITICIAN (2005)

1. By their actions.

2. By their policies.

3. By the amount of their ill gotten gains.

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TOO MANY FAVORS GALORE-

SHOULD AMOUNT TO BEING IN OFFICE NO MORE!

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