THREE THINGS THAT WE USED TO BELIEVE IN (2005)

1. Santa Claus.

2. The Easter Bunny.

3. Social Security.

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THE SONGS WE SUNG-

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG!

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THREE LONG TERM CHORES (2005)

 

1. Painting the house.

2. Refinishing the cabinets.

3. Serving as an enron trial juror.

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THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AT BEST-

BEFORE THE PROSECUTION AND THE DEFENSE COME TO REST!

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THREE EXAMPLES OF IT NOT BEING AS IT APPEARS (2005)

 

1. You can’t judge a book by its’ cover.

2. It’s not always as it seems

3. That gas mileage usage on your vehicle may not be as high as the sticker says.

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THE EVALUATION OF GAS MILEAGE BY THE EPA-

IS BEING RESTRUCTURED TO CORRECT THE OUTDATED INFO THAT OUR CAR STICKERS CARRY TODAY!

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THREE TEXAS DANCES (2005)

 

1. Texas Two Step.

2. Texas square dance.

3. NASA personnel shuffle.

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WITH ALL OF THAT MOVING AROUND-

SURELY THE SPACE PROGRAM WILL HEAD TOWARDS BEING SAFE AND SOUND!

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THREE THINGS THAT AREN’T LIKE THEY USED TO BE (2005)

 

1. A walk out to look at the dinasours.

2. A walk through the French Quarter, and then a ride down St. Charles Street on the streetcar.

3. A stroll through Astroworld with the kids in tow.

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THE THEME PARK SINCE 1968-

IS ABOUT TO BE GONE WITH A FINAL DATE!

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THREE FACTS ABOUT ALASKA (2005)

 

1. It is the largest state.

2. It has beautiful scenery.

3. The government in 2004, gave it $231 million dollars to build a bridge for a small, uninhabited Alaskan island.

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THE VERY SAME YEAR $40 MILLION, INSTEAD OF THE $105 MILLION THAT WAS ASKED FOR WAS SPENT-

FOR HURRICANE AND FLOOD PROGRAMS IN NEW ORLEANS, HARDLY MAKING A DENT!

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THREE PERSPECTIVES OF THE TRAFFIC SIGNAL (2005)

 

1. Green light.

2. Yellow light.

3. Red light. (gotcha!)

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COMING THIS FALL ONE SHOULD SMILE AT THE INTERSECTION-

WITH THE RED LIGHT CAMERA CATCHING A RED LIGHT RUNNER DETECTION!

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