THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT WE’RE SICK OF THOSE UNWANTED JUNK E-MAILS (2005)

 

1. We delete them.

2. We try and block them.

3. We sentence a top 10 spammer to 9 years in prison.

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MORE OF THAT CONVICTED FELONY-

MIGHT SET SOME OF OUR COMPUTERS FREE!

 

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Three Types Of Bears (2005)

1. TEDDY.
2. GRIZZLY.
3. PANDA.
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A BRAND NEW BABY-
IN WASHINGTON D.C.!
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THREE DIFFERENT TIMES THAT KIDS SHOULD GO TO BED EARLY TO PREPARE FOR THE FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL (2005)

1. One week before.
2. One day before.
3.The night after the first day of school.
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IF FROM THE SUMMER THEY ARE STILL WIRED-
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE FULL DAY OF SCHOOL TO MAKE THEM TIRED!
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THREE REASONS THAT THOSE AT THE TOP OF A COMPANY DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY THEFT INVOLVING THOSE EMPLOYEESUNDER THEM (2005)

1. Their employees are honest.

2. Protections are in place to avoid such a situation.

3. By the time those at the top finish taking care of themselves there is nothing left to steal.
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WE’D ALL LIKE TO SEE A DROP-
IN ALL OF THAT CORRUPTION AT THE TOP!

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THREE THINGS TO DO REGARDING THOSE TRAFFIC SIGNALS (2005)

1. Red-stop.

2. Yellow-slow down.

3. Green-wait until the four cars coming the other way pass their red light, then go.
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IN ORDER TO STAY ALIVE ONE MUST KNOW-
THAT ONE MUST HAVE PATIENCE BEFORE ACTUALLY ACTING ON THE GO!

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THREE THINGS THAT MIGHT CAUSE YOU NOT TO RECOGNIZE SOMEONE YOU KNOW (2005)

 

1. You haven’t seen them in a long time.

2. They’ve got plenty of make-up on.

3. They have no make-up on at all.

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FOR BETTER OR WORSE-

GETTING CAUGHT WITHOUT THAT MAKE-UP CAN TURN INTO A CURSE!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THINGS ARE ROUGH (2005)

1. They’re not going like you planned.

2. They’re not going like you wished they would.

3. You’ve figured out there is no way to smooth things out.
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GIVE IT ONE MORE DAY-
BECAUSE ROUGH SITUATIONS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SLOWLY DIMINISH AWAY!

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THREE USUAL THINGS ABOUT FOLKS WHO STEAL (2005)

 

1. They try to enjoy to the max what they steal.

2. They try their best not to get caught.

3. They use their ill gotten gains to hire the defense to reduce their sentences once they are caught.

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A HIGH POWERED LAWYER-

IS WHAT THAT MONEY IS FER!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THINGS AREN’T LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE (2005)

 

1. The cream is missing from your Twinkie.

2. The chip bag contains only 3 large chips.

3. Medicare is covering Viagra.

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THINGS BEGIN TO LOOK UPSIDE DOWN-

WHEN THE CORRECT FORMULA DOESN’T

SEEM TO BE FOUND!

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THREE THINGS THAT ONE MIGHT HATE TO SEE ALONG THE ROAD WHILE DRIVING (2005)

1. A dead carcass.

2. An accident.

3. A person getting ready to pull out of one of the side streets in front of you,

with their cell phone worn on their ear.
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ANOTHER ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN-
WHILE SOME DIMBO DRIVING AND YAPPING!

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