THREE RENDITIONS OF DANCING IN THE STREET (2004)

 

1.Martha and the Vandellas.
2.David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
3.Houstonians on Main Street via the new light rail.

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MUCH SENSATION-

IN CELEBRATION!

 

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THREE MAJOR BATTLES IN HISTORY (2004)

1. Battle of Actium (Octavian and Mark Antony)
2. Battle at San Jacinto (Sam Houston and Antonio Lopez De Santa Anna)
3.Battle of the bulge (Dr. Robert Atkins and Dr. Phil)

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MAY BOTH MEN WIN-

IN ORDER THAT THE WORLD

MAY BECOME THIN!

 

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THREE WAYS TO TRY AND ESCAPE THE PENALTIES FOR ENRONIZING (2004)

1.Run FASTow.
2.Get highly paid lawyer SKILLINGS.
3.LAY as low as possible.

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WITH NO MORE LETTER “E” TO BE FOUND-

IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR JUSTICE TO SOUND!

 

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THREE WAYS TO THINK OF DISTORTIONS (2004)

 

1. A statement that twists the facts.
2. A misrepresentation.
3. A technique used by defense lawyers to make their clients look perfectly innocent.

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THE MAJORITY MIGHT TEND TO OTHERWISE THINK-

THAT SOMEONE MIGHT BE

RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS ERRATIC BEHAVIOR ALONG

WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL CHOICE TO OVERDRINK!

 

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THREE BALANCING ACTS (2004)

1. Circus performers.
2. Working parents and the children.
3. The international space station.

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WITH ONLY TWO WORKING GRYOSCOPES THE STATION MUST TAKE GREAT CARE-

TO KEEP IN UPRIGHT IN PLACE AS THEY NO LONGER HAVE A SPARE!

 

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THOSE INFO COMMERCIALS (2004)

1. You bypass them whenever you are channel surfing.
2. If one accidently follows another program that you have just watched you immediately get rid of it.
3. Before you go to bed with the TV on you double check to make sure that there is no chance of one coming on while you are sleeping.

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TO SELF INFLICT ONE DOES NOT CARE-

WITH THE ACT OF CAUSING AN INFO

COMMERCIAL NIGHTMARE!

 

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THREE HARDSHIPS THAT COMPLICATE FINDING DAY CARE FOR CHILDREN (2004)

 

1. High weekly payments.
2. Quality care and locations.
3. Both parents in jail at the same time.

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PARENTAL CRIMINAL PLAY-

OBVIOUSLY GETS IN THE WAY!

 

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