THREE WAYS TO THINK OF DISTORTIONS (2004)

 

1. A statement that twists the facts.
2. A misrepresentation.
3. A technique used by defense lawyers to make their clients look perfectly innocent.

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THE MAJORITY MIGHT TEND TO OTHERWISE THINK-

THAT SOMEONE MIGHT BE

RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS ERRATIC BEHAVIOR ALONG

WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL CHOICE TO OVERDRINK!

 

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THREE BALANCING ACTS (2004)

1. Circus performers.
2. Working parents and the children.
3. The international space station.

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WITH ONLY TWO WORKING GRYOSCOPES THE STATION MUST TAKE GREAT CARE-

TO KEEP IN UPRIGHT IN PLACE AS THEY NO LONGER HAVE A SPARE!

 

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THOSE INFO COMMERCIALS (2004)

1. You bypass them whenever you are channel surfing.
2. If one accidently follows another program that you have just watched you immediately get rid of it.
3. Before you go to bed with the TV on you double check to make sure that there is no chance of one coming on while you are sleeping.

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TO SELF INFLICT ONE DOES NOT CARE-

WITH THE ACT OF CAUSING AN INFO

COMMERCIAL NIGHTMARE!

 

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THREE HARDSHIPS THAT COMPLICATE FINDING DAY CARE FOR CHILDREN (2004)

 

1. High weekly payments.
2. Quality care and locations.
3. Both parents in jail at the same time.

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PARENTAL CRIMINAL PLAY-

OBVIOUSLY GETS IN THE WAY!

 

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THE TRAFFIC IN IS ABOUT TO GET HAIRY (2004)

 

1. School will be open once again.

2. Construction is about to begin.

3. The neighbors’ son is taking lessons in one of those special driving cars.

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THE TRAFFIC WILL NOT STALL-

MERELY HEAD TOWARDS A SLOW CRAWL!

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THREE REASONS THAT CHILDREN SHOULD NOT CHEW GUM IN CHURCH (2004)

  1. The smacking can become too noisy.
  2. It’s not good manners.
  3. Someone may end up sitting on it when it is accidently placed on the pew.
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A GUMMY MESS-
IS WHAT BECOMES OF THAT
SUNDAY CHURCH DRESS!
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THREE NOT ON THE UP AND UP (2004)

 

1. Those lip synchers.

2. Those who hire ghost writers.

3. Those who hand paint their quilts.

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FABRIC PIECED TOGETHER THE OLD FASHIONED WAY-

IS NOT ALWAYS DONE IN THE PRESENT MODERN DAY!

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