THREE WAYS TO CLEAN A BASEBALL FIELD (2004)

1. Sweep it.

2. Vacuum it.

3. Disinfect the steroids from it.
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THE SUBJECT IS NO LONGER TAKING TAKING A BACK SEAT-
INSTEAD IT IS FEELING THE HEAT!

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THREE THINGS THAT ARE A MUST TO KEEP UP WITH ON A DAILY BASIS (2004)

1. The weather.

2. The local news.

3. Amber Frey’s moment to moment activities.
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BOTH SHE AND SCOTT PETERSON-
HAVE BOTH BEEN COOKED OVERDONE!

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THREE THINGS THAT ARE EXTINCT (2004)

1. The do do bird.

2. Polite manners on the freeway.

3. Rock 101-KLOL.

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A NASTY DEED DONE-

SUDDENLY TAKING AWAY MANY A FOLKS’ RADIO STATION!

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THREE LETTERS DESCRIBING HOW IT REALLY IS (2004)

1. D     riving
2. W    ith
3. I      ntentions to mame or kill!

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ON THIS SUBJECT EDUCATION-

DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE GETTING

THE COMPLETE JOB DONE!

THREE THINGS THAT ONE SHOULD DO ON A SPECIAL MORNING (2004)

1. Open your eyes.

2. Brush your teeth.

3. Get in line to vote.
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OF COURSE AFTER FIRST GETTING DRESSED-
VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT YOU THINK CAN DO THE BEST!

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THREE THINGS TO LEARN AT A “SCHEDULED” EXPRESS CHILDBIRTH CLASS (2004)

1. Relaxation techniques.

2. Hospital procedures.

3. When it is that time, the idea of scheduling will go out the window.
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WITH NO SCHEDULE IN HAND-
THE IDEA IS TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

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THREE WAYS TO HANDLE THE UPCOMING TIME CHANGE (2004)

1. Spring it forward one hour and end up two hours early.
2. Forget to fall it back an hour and end up one hour early.
3. Make it fall back one hour and actually be on time.

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A ONE HOUR FALL BACK-

WILL KEEP ONE EVENLY ON TRACK!

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