THREE MONKEY SAYINGS (2003)

1. Well I’ll be a monkeys’ uncle.
2. Monkey see monkey do.
3. As the forests thin, into town the monkeys come in.
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WITH ALL THE HAVOC NEW DELHI, INDIA WOULD LIKE TO BE-
COMPLETELY MONKEY FREE!

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THREE REASONS TO BE THANKFUL AT THANKSGIVING (2004)

 

1. Family
2. Friends
3. The realization that the two above should be appreciated as we all are on a timeline.

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MAY WE APPROACH THIS ENDEAVOR-

REALIZING THAT LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND

DOES NOT LAST FOREVER!

THREE WEDDING VOWS (2004)

 

1. He said she said I do.
2. She said she said I do.
3. He said he said I do.

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Massachusetts has had their say-

That couples of any combination

can legally have their wedding day!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU HAD A GOOD THANKSGIVING DINNER (2004)

 

1. The turkey was browned just perfectly.
2. The dressing tasted decent.
3. One of your “special” relatives showed up with an unexpected deliciously made ham.

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THE ADDITION OF A SPECIAL TOUCH-

IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED SO VERY MUCH!

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THREE WAYS THAT WE COULD HAVE CELEBRATED PRESIDENTS’ DAY (2004)

 

1. By reflecting on our first president and that cherry tree.
2. By thinking about the log cabin that Abe Lincoln was born in.
3. By attending one of those President Day sale extravaganzas.

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My country tis of thee-

Another great bargain

turned to history!

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THREE GREAT LOVES THROUGHOUT HISTORY (2004)

1. Cleopatra and Mark Antony.
2. Wallis Simpson and King Edward VII.
3. Barbie and Ken.

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AFTER 43 YEARS THEY’LL STILL BE FRIENDS-

DESCRIBING THE BREAKUP OF BARBIE AND KEN!

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THREE THINGS THAT EVERY INDICTED PERSON SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO (2004)

 

1. A proper defense.
2. A quick and speedy trial.
3. A press conference on tv to clarify how innocent they are.

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THE PROPER WAY-

WITH ONLY SOME HAVING THEIR SAY.

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