THREE REASONS THAT BRAND NEW GRANDPARENTS CARRY SUCH LARGE SMILES (2003)

1. The new grandbaby is so cute.

2. The grandparent lived long enough to see another generation.

3. This time around the grandparent plays while they watch the
children they raised do all the work.
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Reap what you sow-
As you watch the grandchildren grow!

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THREE CAUSES OF NOT BEING ABLE TO REMEMBER SOMETHING (2003)

1. Disease can stop the process.

2. Stress can hamper the process.

3. The thought of going to prison
can conveniently put the
brakes on the process.
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IN ORDER FOR SOME TO ATTEMPT TO STAY FREE-
THEY USE THE ART AND SKILL OF SUDDENLY LOSING
THEIR MEMORY!

THREE GOOD REASONS TO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES (2003)

1. To get down to some hard work in which you
mean some serious business.

2. The weather changed while you were out and you
no longer feel the need for the longer ones.

3. To receive the smallpox vaccination.
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World events unfold-
The act of many sleeves to
suddenly be rolled!

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Three Different Ways That We Like To Spot The Color Green (2003)

1. Thickly placed in our wallets.

2. On the road in order to give us
the go ahead.

3. As the lowest risk level issued for a possible
terrorist attack.
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In many cases the color green-
Can produce feelings that are serene!

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Three Typical Noises That One Hears First Thing In The Morning (2003)

1. The birds singing outside of the window.

2. The final spew of that coffee maker.

3. The whine from the school age child’s bed saying
“just one more second!”
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A rise and shine-
Of the typical kind!

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Three Ways That The Girl In the Orthodontist Commercial Can Go To The Prom “Naturally” Without All That Added Wire In Her Mouth (2003)

1. By planning ones prom with the same
timing as the the removal of any braces
that were needed.

2. By use of the advertised invisible braces.

3. By going to the prom with the crooked teeth
that she was born with.
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THE MEANING OF THE WORD NATURALLY-
ISN’T ALWAYS WHAT WE GET OR SEE!

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Three Colors That Highlight This Moment In Our History (2003)

1. Red, white, and blue. the flying of the
American flag.

2. Orange. the present alert level.

3. Green. That pollen stuff that has
engulfed every inch of our automobiles
that are parked in the yard.
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Colors abound-
In the air and on the ground!

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Three Ways To Realize That The Grocery Store Is Bursting At The Seams With Customers (2003)

1. It’s payday and the parking lot is full.

2. Every move with the grocery basket must
be calculated in order to make any progress
down the aisle.

3. When you reach out to grab something on the shelf
another arm reaches over your shoulder to retrieve
one also.
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SOMETIMES GROCERY SHOPPING IS NOT ALL THAT FUN-
BUT MUST BE ENDURED TO ENSURE THAT THE FAMILY
EATING IS ACCOMPLISHED AND DONE!

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Three Reasons That Politicians And Celebrities Apologize For Something Stupid That They’ve Said (2003)

1. They didn’t really mean it that way.

2. They really are sorry for what they said.

3. They did mean it but the votes and/or checks
coming in the mail might slow down or stop.
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THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF A SLIPPED LINE-
ATTEMPTS TO BRING FINANCIAL PEACE OF MIND!

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THREE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DISCUSS ON THE CELL PHONE WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING (2003)

1. The outfit you are going to wear next friday night.

2.The dinner date that you had last week.

3. The statistics regarding the act that what you are doing
now has caused many accidents and that you may be the next
cause of one.
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While in drive-
Take a few precautions to stay alive!

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