THREE UNFORTUNATE PLACES TO SPOT A DRUG ABUSER (2003)

1. On the street.

2. Behind a building.

3. Performing an operation at
your local hospital.

===========================

An issue to address-

Regarding an operations’ success.

imagesCAV3WAS4

THREE RESPONSIBILITIES OF A CEO OF AN AILING AIRLINE COMPANY (2003)

 

1. To see that the company files for
bankruptcy/and or that the air
transport association seeks aid
from Congress.

2. To continually order cutbacks on employees
in an attempt to economize and stay
afloat.

3. To enjoy a salary, bonus, and other
compensations that continue to increase
at a high rate of speed no matter how
bad the circumstances get.
————————————————-
FLYING HIGH-
WHILE OTHERS ARE
TRYING TO GET BY!

imagesCAV3WAS4

THREE THINGS THAT ONE MIGHT EXPECT TO SEE WHEN PASSING THROUGH AN EMERGENCY ROOM AT A LOCAL HOSPITAL (2003)

 

1. An ambulance that has just pulled up
with a car accident victim in it.

2. A patient with their gown not tied up quite as
well as you would prefer for it to be.

3. Empty file folder holders that previously held
patient records that used to be available for
anyone that is passing by to read.

————————————————
A MEDICAL FILE COMPLETELY OUT OF SIGHT-
IS NOW INCLUDED AS A PATIENTS’ RIGHT!

 

imagesCAV3WAS4

THREE WAYS TO RAISE THE SAT SCORES (2003)

1. Prepare the students.

2. Teach the students to
study hard.

3. Lock out the low scoring
students.
—————————-
FOR AVERAGE SAKE-
ITS’ BEST FOR SOME
NOT TO TAKE!

imagesCAV3WAS4

THREE GENERAL NOTES RE: THE NEWLY ELECTED GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA COMPARED WITH THE REST OF THE POLITICIANSIN THIS COUNTRY (2003

 

1. He ran a good race.

2. He won fairly.

3. He is one good actor.
—————————-
ARNOLD AND RONALD HAVEN’T
BEEN THE ONLY POLITICAL ONES-
TO FULFILL THE PART OF
GETTING THE LATTER SECT OF
THE JOB DONE!

imagesCAV3WAS4

THREE PLACES THAT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE CAN STICK YOU GOOD (2003)

 

1. In the arm.

2. In the thigh.

3. Over the telephone.
——————————————–
ONCE UPON A TIME IT USED TO BE-
THAT YOU COULD BRIEFLY CHIT CHAT
WITH YOUR DOCTOR OVER THE PHONE
FOR FREE!

imagesCAV3WAS4

THREE WAYS FOR TEXANS TO WEAR OUT THEIR BRAKE PADS (2003)

 

1. By stopping at stop signs.

2. By stopping at red lights.

3. By pumping them on a regular basis to
avoid going 25 mph over the speed limit.
————————————————
FROM A MAXIMUM 200 to 500 DOLLAR FINE-
THAT 300 DOLLAR DIFFERENCE
COULD BE ON A FEW DRIVERS’ MINDS!

imagesCAV3WAS4

Previous Older Entries

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 2,766 other followers

%d bloggers like this: