THREE WAYS TO ENSURE THAT YOU GET A PIECE OF THE PIE (2003)

1. Be the one to bake it.

2. Be right there when it is ready to be cut.

3. Make a large contribution to fund the governor’s
inaugural shindig.
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PAYING TO INCLUDE YOUR SAY-
IS THE AMERICAN WAY!

 

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THREE THINGS THAT I THINK OF WHEN I HEAR THE TUNE 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY (2003)

1. The old movie and the re-release.

2. The Golf Channel’s new attention getter.

3. Elvis is coming out and has not left the building.
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Some things come and some things go-
And others remind us of things that we used to know!

 

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THREE WAYS TO ACQUIRE MONEY DURING YOUR LIFETIME (2003)

1. Work for it in the usual manner.

2. Inherit it from a dear relative.

3. Sit around and wait for someone to
make that small error so that you can
finally file that much needed large
figured lawsuit.
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EARN-
FOR YOUR CONCERN!

 

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THREE THINGS TO DO WHEN FIRST GETTING UP IN THE MORNING (2003)

1. Drink a cup of that favorite coffee.

2. Eat a wholesome breakfast.

3. Turn on the news to confirm that you thought
you’ve heard everything until you hear that one more
thing.
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Always something new-
To wake up in the morning to!

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THREE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING (2003)

1. The second and possibly third helping at the table.

2. More than a glass or two of wine at dinner.

3. The continued flights to the doctors office
in order to retrieve the overprescribed
antibiotic.
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SOME MIGHT HAVE TO LEARN TO ENDURE-
A FEW THINGS HERE AND THERE THAT
ANTIBIOTICS DON’T HAVE THE ABILITY TO
CURE!

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THREE TYPES OF SHELTERS FAVORED BY THE WELL OFF (2003)

1. Second home shelters.

2. Country club shelters.

3. Tax shelters to keep the homefront going.
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Some shelters need-
That directional lead!

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THREE WAYS TO ENSURE THAT THE ENTIRE BODY OF A KINDERGARTEN CLASSROOM WILL ALL SMILE AT THE SAME TIME (2003)

1. Prepare a hilarious based curriculum for the day.

2. Announce that there will be no vegetables served on the menu
for the day.

3. Hire a photographer to come in for the yearly class
picture.
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EASY AS ABC-
MANY SMILES FOR ALL TO SEE!

 

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