THREE THINGS TO GO APE OVER (2003)

1. Higher utility bills.
2. Higher insurance rates.
3. Poachers who are diminishing the population of the worlds’ great apes.

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UNLESS DRAMATIC MEASURES ARE TAKEN THE MONKEY THAT WE SEE-

MAY ONE DAY NO LONGER BE!

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THREE WAYS THAT TENNIS PLAYING IS JUST FINE (2003)

1. You have the right equipment.
2. You have the time to play and watch.
3. A tournament is not going on right in your backyard.

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EVERYONE IS UP FOR THE SERVE-

AS LONG AS THE NOISE CAN TAKE

A DETOUR AND SWERVE!

 

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THREE WAYS TO ACQUIRE A SIX FIGURE YEARLY PAYCHECK (2003)

1. Go to college and work your way up the ladder.

2. Hope to inducted and become a member of the good old
buddy system with other members of a company or
group who receive such salaries.

3. Take a shot at the new reality show, The Apprentice,
where Donald Trump is looking for a new employee.
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In real life one can find their niche-
Out of the poorhouse into the land of the rich!

 

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THREE REASONS THAT THE OLD SOCIAL STUDIES AND/OR HISTORY TEXTBOOKS IN TEXAS SHOULD BE UPDATED (2003)

1. Materials for the new Texas Assessment of
Knowledge and Skills test should be included
and repeated on a regular basis.

2. Every child should be entitled to have enough
space inside the cover in order to write their
name, the year the book was used, and to list whether
or not it is new or used.

3. The answer to the question of who is the present
Governor of Texas is not Ann Richards.
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A HISTORY TEXTBOOK SHOULD CONTINUE ON-
AND NOT JUST COVER THE PAST EVENTS THAT
ARE OVER AND GONE!

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THREE STAGES OF BABY FOODS (2003)

 

1. Strained foods.
2. Junior foods.
3. Fries and pizza.

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FAST FOOD-

IS QUICKLY ENSUED!

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THREE REASONS THAT THE POLITICIAN’S FAMILY WAS SO STUNNED WHEN AFTER SENTENCING HE WAS IMMEDIATELY TAKEN INTO CUSTODY (2003)

1. White collar criminals aren’t treated like that.
2. It just wasn’t meant to be that way.
3. They were planning on taking a vacation like

the other rich folks do before they get around

to serving their time.

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UNDER THE GUN-

IS THE PRE-PRISON

VACATION!

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THREE THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON OCTOBER 12TH (2003)

 

1. Christopher Columbus
discovered America (1492)

2. Production began for the
Wizard of Oz. (1938)

3. Texas Governor Rick Perry
was presented with the Republican
Congressional Redistricting Plan.
(2003)
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FANTASY AND GOALS WHETHER THEY
BE REAL OR JUST DREAMS CAN
COME TRUE-
WHETHER THROUGH PUSH OR SHOVE
THE IDEAS ARE PUMMELED THROUGH!

 

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