THREE WAYS TO COMMUNICATE ON THE COLLEGE CAMPUS (2002)

1. A passed out memo in class.

2. A posted memo on the wall.

3. A colored chalk note written on
the sidewalk.

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Nice and neat-

Written on concrete.

 

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THREE REASONS TO CARRY A CELL PHONE IN THE CAR WHEN YOU TRAVEL (2002)

1. To enable one to call their roadside service
when there is a problem with the car.

2. To enable one to pull over and call for directions
when one gets lost on the way to their destination.

3. To enable one to dial 911 when they are involved in
an accident (if they are still coherent) that they caused
while gabbing to Aunt Molly about a lot of insignificant
matters, which ultimately threw any thought of safe driving
out the window.
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THREE WAYS TO PANHANDLE (PUBLIC BEGGING) IN THESE MODERN DAYS (2002)

1. Stand on a street corner with a sign to get the attention
of the drivers passing by.

2. Walk down the street and approach each person that is
walking past you.

3. Go online and then wait for the money to be mailed to you.
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Begging in another way-

In the modern day.

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Always Been That Way (2002)

1st scene:
.
(Grandmother/Grandfather holding up and newspaper business section)
“We’ve been reading this newspaper for 50 years!”

2nd scene:
.
(Daughter/Son holding up the newspaper entertainment section)
“We’ve been reading this newspaper for 25 years!”

3rd scene:
.
(Little grandchild holding up the newspaper’s comic section)
“I haven’t started reading the newspaper yet, but I’m working on it!”

4th scene:

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Pictures three generations of newspaper readers!

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Generation after generation-
Newspapers tend to get the job done!

ppp

 

THREE THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAR (2002)

1. Turn your motor off.

2. Take the keys out.

3. Retrieve the children in the back seat.

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All set-

For not one of us, to forget.

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THREE EXCITING RAIL TRIPS (2002)

1. The Orient-Express that travels through
Southeast Asia, Australia, and Europe.

2. The San Francisco Trolley Hop that covers
Pier 41 at Fisherman’s Wharf, Yerba Buena
Gardens, and the Embarcadero Center.

3. A free train ride to Galveston that begins in
League City and passes through Dickinson, and
Texas City.

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To ride the track for a while-

To end up on Galveston Isle.

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Three Types Of Photos That Have A High Price Tag Attached To Them (2002)

1. Photos that are transferred into oil paintings.

2. Photos that are taken by a prestigious photographer.

3. Photos that are posted online on Texas’ most
wanted child support evader site.

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High priced to find-

With payments running years behind.

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Three Things That Are Required For The Rich Folks When They Check Into The Hospital (2002)

1. Doctor care.

2. Nurse care.

3. A technician on hand to to do a
pedicure.

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Not a missed detail-

Down to the toenail.

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Three Things That One Can Do When They Are About To Face The Consequences Of Their Actions (2002)

1. Try to ignore the situation.

2. Take responsibility for their action.

3. Find anyone or anything in the vicinity to
act as a scapegoat in order to avoid the
consequences of the action.

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To have your say-

To attempt to turn the situation another way..

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Three Reasons Why The Free Drive By Flu Shots In Fort Worth Texas In 2001 Hurt Worse Than Other Flu Shots Given in Other Cities Around The Corner (2002)

1. Some flu shots are just more painful
than others.

2. The traffic jams created havoc on the
nerves.

3. The fist fights caused by others “cutting”
in line did not allow those finished to leave
without a painful reminder.

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Manners on the run-

While getting that preventing done.

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