THREE WAYS TO ENABLE ONE TO POST A COLLEGE DEGREE ON THEIR RESUME (2002)

1. Earn the degree through a scholarship.
2. Earn the degree while working ones’ way through.
3. Just post the degree even though there is not one.
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TO TAKE THAT ROUTE-
UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE FINDS OUT

 

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THREE REASONS TO GET A GOOD NIGHTS’ SLEEP (2002)

1. It’s good for your health.
2. It’s great for your beauty.
3. Other lives may depend upon it.
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ON THE ROAD IT’S HARD TO
TAKE CONTROL-
WHEN THAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION
BEGINS TO TAKE HOLD!

 

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Three Things That Keep Older Workers On The Job (2002)

1. Lifestyle.

2. Need for something to do.

3. Food.
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A schedule for a 9 to 5 day-
In order to keep hunger away.

 

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Three Ways To Get Scared On Halloween Night (2002)

1. Go to a haunted house.

2. Run into some scary creatures on the streets.

3. Rummage through your mind over and over again to find
those candidates in which you respect and
admire enough to give your vote on Tuesday.

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A selection-

For an election.

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THREE THINGS THAT GET SACKED ON A REGULAR BASIS (2002)

1. Potatoes.

2. Oranges.

3. Houston Texan quarterback David Carr.

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One call-

Preferred not to be seen in football.

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THREE WAYS TO LET SOMEONE KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE APPROACHING (2002)

1. The office parties are being scheduled.

2. The color of red and green are trying
their best to peek before the thanksgiving
turkey is carved.

3. Personal e-mail accounts all around the country
are stuffed with the seasonal promotions and ads
that used to come only in the form of snail mail and
tv ads.

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A no-fail-

Attempted sale.

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THREE REASONS THAT PATROL OFFICERS WON’T WRITE TRAFFIC TICKETS (2002)

1. The driver reminds them of their grandmother
or grandfather.

2. They enjoy giving others a second chance.

3. They don’t want to have to show up at court
regarding the ticket at a later date.

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