Three Things That Might Cultivate A Friendship (2010)

1. Talks.

2. Greeting cards,

3. Tamiflu.
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South Korea sending 10,000 doses up to the
North-
Perhaps with the idea of a new friendship coming
forth.

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The Short-To Sport (50)

To think about how it used to be-

Throughout society.

-2014-

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Three Smiles (2014)

1. Put on.
2. Necessary.
3. Genuine.
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To last for a while-
In grand style.

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Three Things Needed For A White House Christmas (2010)

1. 50,000 guests.

2. 28 parties.

3. 200,000 Christmas cards.
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And of course, plenty of sweets to eat-
Holidays at the White House are a treat.

 

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Three Numbers Signifying The Number Of Christmas Trees In The White House At One Time (2010)

1. 1-Teddy Roosevelt.

2. 14-Jackie Kennedy.

3. 26-Mamie Eisenhower.
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For Mamie there even had to be-
One in the room that handled the laundry.

 

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Three To Anticipate (2014)

1. Cooler weather.
2. Leaves falling.
3. Christmas.
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Time passes quickly at best-
With cards to address.

 

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Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (249)

And so the morning began-

With a bowl of cereal, and a spoon in hand.

-2014-

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Three Ways To See Things (2014)

1. Look ahead.

2. Look behind.

3. Review.

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A call-

For a sight overall.

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Three Blowing In The Wind (2014)

1. Dust.
2. Leaves.
3. Petcoke.
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Another form of waste-
With problems that must be faced.

 

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The Need-To Read (215)

The books were stacked high-

For they were waiting to be read is the reason why.

-2014-

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Three To Spread (2014)

1. Butter on bread.
2. Jam on biscuit.
3. Drought across land.
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As it were-
To become a long hot summer.

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Three Places To Enjoy A Sunset (2014)

1. Beach.
2. Porch.
3. On the rooftop.
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And as the sun goes down-
The drinks are passed around.

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Three Things To Sue Over (2010)

1. Bad meds.

2. A slip here or there.

3. The non protection of the Sage Grouse.
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There seems to lack-
Much movement under the
Endangered Species Act.

 

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Three Who Should Be Well Rested (2014)

1. Students.
2. Bus drivers.
3. Judges.
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To now and then-
Have the senses to pay attention.

 

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Three Places To Exercise (2014)

1. Gym.
2. Den.
3. Backyard.
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Sweat to amass-
In the midst of trees and grass.

 

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Three Things That Men Do Not Fear (2010)

1. Spiders.

2. Mice.

3. Face and body creams.
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For in the end-
We all like to take care of our
skin, over and over again.

 

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Three That Can Get You Off Track (2014)

1. Chore.

2. Task.

3. Just about anything.

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The writing tended to get off track-

With the means to finally come back.

 

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Three Ways To Save On Ink For Your Printer (2010)

1. Print less.

2. Buy a non brand ink.

3. Change your font.
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To use 30 percent less, the trick-
Is to change from Ariel to Century Gothic.

 

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A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme (262)

Looking for something interesting to occur-

During the long hot summer.

-2014-

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Three For The Disabled (2014)

 

1. Plans.

2. Dreams.

3. Access.
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All has to be fair-
In the route, to get there.

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Three Things We Do Not Like To See (2006)

 
1. Trash on the road.
2. A person going hungry.
3. A tropical depression out in the Atlantic.
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Best empty-
Most would agree.
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The Short-To Sport (49)

Patience to strive-

Waiting for Downton Abbey Season 5.

-2014-

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Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (248)

Down to the core-

Just cannot take one bite more.

-2014-

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Three For Footwear (2014)

1. Boots.

2. Flats.

3. None at all.

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Where foot and ground meet-

Time to resort to simply bare feet.

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Three Things We Don’t Mind See Falling (2006)

 
1. Waterfalls.
2. Dominoes.
3. Gas prices.
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Makes sense-
Less cents.
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Three Things To Wish At The Wishing Well (2006)

 
1. Good health.
2. Riches.
3. That there was water in the well.
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Dry as can be-
In some parts of the country!
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The Need-To Read (214)

Every once in a while, to think absurd-

After reading something word for word.

-2014-

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Three Ways To Ease A Child’s Cold Symptoms (2006)

 
1. Hugs and kisses.
2. Medicine and chicken noodle soup.
3. Television.
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Easing the childhood cold-
While watching the latest cartoon unfold!
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Three Steps (2014)

1. Home.
2. Indian Removal Act 1830.
3. Back home.
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Te-lah-nay, of Yuchi Tribe
walked back towards home for 5 years-
Following removal during Trail of Tears.

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Three Reasons To Purchase An Umbrella (2006)

 
1. Everyone owns one.
2. It comes in handy.
3. So that you can wish it was with you when you needed it the most.
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Either at home or in the car-
Or vice-versa, anywhere except where you are!
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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT WE’RE SICK OF THOSE UNWANTED JUNK E-MAILS (2005)

 

1. We delete them.

2. We try and block them.

3. We sentence a top 10 spammer to 9 years in prison.

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MORE OF THAT CONVICTED FELONY-

MIGHT SET SOME OF OUR COMPUTERS FREE!

 

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Three Incentives To Show Up For Work (2014)

1. Security.

2. Paycheck.

3. Yearning to return each day.

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And the day after-

Minus any laughter.

 

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Three Overnights (2013)

1. Sleepovers.
2. Train trips.
3. Oats.
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Sat in fridge all night-
Hearty breakfast delicious & light.

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Three Types Of Bears (2005)

1. TEDDY.
2. GRIZZLY.
3. PANDA.
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A BRAND NEW BABY-
IN WASHINGTON D.C.!
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Three That Can Fly (2014)

1. Birds.
2. Planes.
3. Thoughts.
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And yes they do-
Everyday, through and through.

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A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme (261)

To have a new backpack-

For school, in order to keep track.

-2014-

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THREE DIFFERENT TIMES THAT KIDS SHOULD GO TO BED EARLY TO PREPARE FOR THE FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL (2005)

1. One week before.
2. One day before.
3.The night after the first day of school.
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IF FROM THE SUMMER THEY ARE STILL WIRED-
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE FULL DAY OF SCHOOL TO MAKE THEM TIRED!
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Three That Need Fixing (2014)

1. This road.
2. That road.
3. One more road.
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Sealed-
To repair and rebuild.

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THREE REASONS THAT THOSE AT THE TOP OF A COMPANY DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY THEFT INVOLVING THOSE EMPLOYEESUNDER THEM (2005)

1. Their employees are honest.

2. Protections are in place to avoid such a situation.

3. By the time those at the top finish taking care of themselves there is nothing left to steal.
=============================
WE’D ALL LIKE TO SEE A DROP-
IN ALL OF THAT CORRUPTION AT THE TOP!

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Three For Summer (2014)

1. Tan.

2. Breeze.

3. Colds.

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Brrrr-

Worse than winter.

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THREE THINGS TO DO REGARDING THOSE TRAFFIC SIGNALS (2005)

1. Red-stop.

2. Yellow-slow down.

3. Green-wait until the four cars coming the other way pass their red light, then go.
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IN ORDER TO STAY ALIVE ONE MUST KNOW-
THAT ONE MUST HAVE PATIENCE BEFORE ACTUALLY ACTING ON THE GO!

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THREE THINGS THAT MIGHT CAUSE YOU NOT TO RECOGNIZE SOMEONE YOU KNOW (2005)

 

1. You haven’t seen them in a long time.

2. They’ve got plenty of make-up on.

3. They have no make-up on at all.

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FOR BETTER OR WORSE-

GETTING CAUGHT WITHOUT THAT MAKE-UP CAN TURN INTO A CURSE!

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Three Burgers (2014)

1. Beef.
2. Buffalo.
3. Veggie.
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As it were-
Choice in hamburger.

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THINGS ARE ROUGH (2005)

1. They’re not going like you planned.

2. They’re not going like you wished they would.

3. You’ve figured out there is no way to smooth things out.
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GIVE IT ONE MORE DAY-
BECAUSE ROUGH SITUATIONS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SLOWLY DIMINISH AWAY!

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THREE USUAL THINGS ABOUT FOLKS WHO STEAL (2005)

 

1. They try to enjoy to the max what they steal.

2. They try their best not to get caught.

3. They use their ill gotten gains to hire the defense to reduce their sentences once they are caught.

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A HIGH POWERED LAWYER-

IS WHAT THAT MONEY IS FER!

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Three Types Of Friends (2014)

1. New.
2. Longtime.
3. Forever.
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In simple rhyme-
For a lifetime.

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THREE REASONS TO HELP WITH THE MAKINGS OF YOUR CHILD’S YEARBOOK (2005)

 

1. It is a good thing to do.

2. It is great to get involved.

3. Somehow or another it ensures that the picture of your child will show up more

    than the rest of the other children in the school.

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LET THEM BIND-

MORE OF THEIR KIND!

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Three For A Fine (2014)

1.  Running red lights.
2. No car insurance.
3. Unneeded call for help.
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Too many non emergency-
Calls to see.

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Three Not So Painful (2014)

1. Scrape.
2. Cut.
3. Gore.
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Not a win-
But the Chicago
man will run with
the bulls again.

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THINGS AREN’T LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE (2005)

 

1. The cream is missing from your Twinkie.

2. The chip bag contains only 3 large chips.

3. Medicare is covering Viagra.

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THINGS BEGIN TO LOOK UPSIDE DOWN-

WHEN THE CORRECT FORMULA DOESN’T

SEEM TO BE FOUND!

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