Three For The Disabled (2014)

 

1. Plans.

2. Dreams.

3. Access.
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All has to be fair-
In the route, to get there.

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Three Things We Do Not Like To See (2006)

 
1. Trash on the road.
2. A person going hungry.
3. A tropical depression out in the Atlantic.
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Best empty-
Most would agree.
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The Short-To Sport (49)

Patience to strive-

Waiting for Downton Abbey Season 5.

-2014-

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Three Things We Don’t Mind See Falling (2006)

 
1. Waterfalls.
2. Dominoes.
3. Gas prices.
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Makes sense-
Less cents.
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Three For Footwear (2014)

1. Boots.

2. Flats.

3. None at all.

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Where foot and ground meet-

Time to resort to simply bare feet.

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Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (248)

Down to the core-

Just cannot take one bite more.

-2014-

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Three Things To Wish At The Wishing Well (2006)

 
1. Good health.
2. Riches.
3. That there was water in the well.
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Dry as can be-
In some parts of the country!
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The Need-To Read (214)

Every once in a while, to think absurd-

After reading something word for word.

-2014-

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Three Ways To Ease A Child’s Cold Symptoms (2006)

 
1. Hugs and kisses.
2. Medicine and chicken noodle soup.
3. Television.
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Easing the childhood cold-
While watching the latest cartoon unfold!
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Three Steps (2014)

1. Home.
2. Indian Removal Act 1830.
3. Back home.
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Te-lah-nay, of Yuchi Tribe
walked back towards home for 5 years-
Following removal during Trail of Tears.

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Three Reasons To Purchase An Umbrella (2006)

 
1. Everyone owns one.
2. It comes in handy.
3. So that you can wish it was with you when you needed it the most.
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Either at home or in the car-
Or vice-versa, anywhere except where you are!
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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT WE’RE SICK OF THOSE UNWANTED JUNK E-MAILS (2005)

 

1. We delete them.

2. We try and block them.

3. We sentence a top 10 spammer to 9 years in prison.

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MORE OF THAT CONVICTED FELONY-

MIGHT SET SOME OF OUR COMPUTERS FREE!

 

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Three Incentives To Show Up For Work (2014)

1. Security.

2. Paycheck.

3. Yearning to return each day.

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And the day after-

Minus any laughter.

 

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Three Overnights (2013)

1. Sleepovers.
2. Train trips.
3. Oats.
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Sat in fridge all night-
Hearty breakfast delicious & light.

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Three Types Of Bears (2005)

1. TEDDY.
2. GRIZZLY.
3. PANDA.
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A BRAND NEW BABY-
IN WASHINGTON D.C.!
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Three That Can Fly (2014)

1. Birds.
2. Planes.
3. Thoughts.
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And yes they do-
Everyday, through and through.

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A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme (261)

To have a new backpack-

For school, in order to keep track.

-2014-

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THREE DIFFERENT TIMES THAT KIDS SHOULD GO TO BED EARLY TO PREPARE FOR THE FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL (2005)

1. One week before.
2. One day before.
3.The night after the first day of school.
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IF FROM THE SUMMER THEY ARE STILL WIRED-
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE FULL DAY OF SCHOOL TO MAKE THEM TIRED!
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The Short-To Sport (48)

As it were-

We’ve all got our memories regarding James Garner.

-2014-

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Three That Need Fixing (2014)

1. This road.
2. That road.
3. One more road.
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Sealed-
To repair and rebuild.

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Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (247)

To burn the midnight oil-

To be in the kitchen, to labor and toil.

-2014-

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THREE REASONS THAT THOSE AT THE TOP OF A COMPANY DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY THEFT INVOLVING THOSE EMPLOYEESUNDER THEM (2005)

1. Their employees are honest.

2. Protections are in place to avoid such a situation.

3. By the time those at the top finish taking care of themselves there is nothing left to steal.
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WE’D ALL LIKE TO SEE A DROP-
IN ALL OF THAT CORRUPTION AT THE TOP!

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Three For Summer (2014)

1. Tan.

2. Breeze.

3. Colds.

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Brrrr-

Worse than winter.

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THREE THINGS TO DO REGARDING THOSE TRAFFIC SIGNALS (2005)

1. Red-stop.

2. Yellow-slow down.

3. Green-wait until the four cars coming the other way pass their red light, then go.
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IN ORDER TO STAY ALIVE ONE MUST KNOW-
THAT ONE MUST HAVE PATIENCE BEFORE ACTUALLY ACTING ON THE GO!

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THREE THINGS THAT MIGHT CAUSE YOU NOT TO RECOGNIZE SOMEONE YOU KNOW (2005)

 

1. You haven’t seen them in a long time.

2. They’ve got plenty of make-up on.

3. They have no make-up on at all.

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FOR BETTER OR WORSE-

GETTING CAUGHT WITHOUT THAT MAKE-UP CAN TURN INTO A CURSE!

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The Need-To Read (213)

Looking ahead-

To re-read a book, that one has already read.

-2014-

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Three Burgers (2014)

1. Beef.
2. Buffalo.
3. Veggie.
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As it were-
Choice in hamburger.

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THINGS ARE ROUGH (2005)

1. They’re not going like you planned.

2. They’re not going like you wished they would.

3. You’ve figured out there is no way to smooth things out.
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GIVE IT ONE MORE DAY-
BECAUSE ROUGH SITUATIONS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SLOWLY DIMINISH AWAY!

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THREE USUAL THINGS ABOUT FOLKS WHO STEAL (2005)

 

1. They try to enjoy to the max what they steal.

2. They try their best not to get caught.

3. They use their ill gotten gains to hire the defense to reduce their sentences once they are caught.

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A HIGH POWERED LAWYER-

IS WHAT THAT MONEY IS FER!

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Three Types Of Friends (2014)

1. New.
2. Longtime.
3. Forever.
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In simple rhyme-
For a lifetime.

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THREE REASONS TO HELP WITH THE MAKINGS OF YOUR CHILD’S YEARBOOK (2005)

 

1. It is a good thing to do.

2. It is great to get involved.

3. Somehow or another it ensures that the picture of your child will show up more

    than the rest of the other children in the school.

=======================================

LET THEM BIND-

MORE OF THEIR KIND!

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Three For A Fine (2014)

1.  Running red lights.
2. No car insurance.
3. Unneeded call for help.
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Too many non emergency-
Calls to see.

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A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme (260)

Everybody knows-

It’s about time to go shopping for school clothes.

-2014-

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Three Not So Painful (2014)

1. Scrape.
2. Cut.
3. Gore.
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Not a win-
But the Chicago
man will run with
the bulls again.

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Three Samplings Of Shedding (2006)

 
1. Cicada. (shell)
2. Snake. (skin)
3. Foley’s. (Macy’s)
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Brand new store-
With the old one, being no more!
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Three Treasures (2014)

1. Hidden.
2. Out n full view.
3. Buried.
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On many a mind-
To search and find.

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THINGS AREN’T LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE (2005)

 

1. The cream is missing from your Twinkie.

2. The chip bag contains only 3 large chips.

3. Medicare is covering Viagra.

==========================================

THINGS BEGIN TO LOOK UPSIDE DOWN-

WHEN THE CORRECT FORMULA DOESN’T

SEEM TO BE FOUND!

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Three Regarding No New Taxes Allowed (2014)

1. There are to be no new taxes.

2. Once again there are to be no new taxes.

3. New taxes are okay as long as they are called user fees.

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TSA fee hikes not a new tax to address-

Promptly passed through by Congress.

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Three Famous Pigs (2014)

 

1. Arnold.

2. Babe.

3. Porky.
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Many a generation-
Has been entertained by
this animal sensation.

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Three That Can Be Weak (2014)

 

1. Some teas.

2. Political opponents.

3. Tropical depressions.

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The one out in the Atlantic, weak
as it can be, to keep in the sea-
To hopefully stay that way, for
everyone’s safety.

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Three That Change (2014)

 

1. Weather.

2. Fashion.

3. Location.
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The old place to be sold-
As the new one begins to unfold.

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Three Right On The Mark (2006)

 
1. Hit the bullseye. (darts)
2. Ring the stake. (horseshoes)
3. Hit the moon. (Europe’s space program)
================================
After three years, the Smart 1, crashed and made a crater-
Spreading dust, that will be studied later.
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Three Places To Announce That You Are Having A Baby (2006)

 
1. At a party.
2. At a family gathering.
3. On myspace.com
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A modern way to say-
That one is in the expectant way!
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Three Annoying Things While Trying To Perform A Task (2006)

 
1. You cannot thread the eye of the needle.
2. The nail will not hammer in straight.
3. The bolt, spring, and washer, float away.
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One can face-
Such problems in space.
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Three Grounds (2014)

1. Estate.

2. Good reasons.

3. Coffee.

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Not to throw away-

With many other uses,

along the way.

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Three Reasons To Be Late (2006)

 
1. Flat tire.
2. Faulty alarm clock.
3. Pure laziness.
====================
Never will we see the season-
When folks admit to the third reason!
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Three Periods When Companies Are Friendly (2006)

 
1. When it is brand new.
2. When it is family owned.
3. When it is not run by corporate cold fish.
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Money is the bottom line-
Is what most folks will find!
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Three That Won’t Quit (2014)

1. Brave people.

2. Hard workers.

3. Some people that don’t have any sense.

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To meet every once in a while-

In non-stopping grand style.

 

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Three Facts About Pre-K (2006)

1. Didn’t used to exist.
2. Began as a half day.
3. Now it is becoming all day.
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Less and less time for the children to play-
Before the time, when they are in school all day!
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Three Examples Of Black And White And Red (Read) All Over (2006)

 
1. A newspaper.
2. A zebra with diaper rash.
3. The news about a rare giant panda birth, here in the United States.
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First one born at the Atlanta Zoo-
Hairless, weighing in at four ounces, the size of a stick
of butter, sex, as of yet, not a clue!
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