Three Reasons That Those Elephants Ran (2008)

 

1. They were scared of the weather.

2. They saw a mouse.

3. They found out that there were no more
free peanuts given during flights.
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So they packed their bags and headed out on their way-
Figuring that they’d never fly, if they had to pay.

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Three Ways To Know That A Plane Is Flying Too Low Over The Neighborhood (2008)

1. The noise is too loud.

2. The dishes rattle.

3. You can stand outside and actually see the faces of

the passengers, inside the plane, as it goes by.

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There’s more to see-

Than there ought to be.

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Three Old Cemeteries (2008)

1. Egyptian pyramids.

2. Roman catacombs.

3. England’s Stonehenge.
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The reason for the large stones have
been resolved-
After all the researching and digging,
that has been involved.

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Three That Get Done Without Help (2008)

1. The second hand on the clock rotates.
2 .The heat comes on when the room gets cooler.
3. The dishes pile up in the sink.

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The dishes just appear on the scene-

Without any claim of who did it, or why they

weren’t cleaned.

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Three Times When Fast Food Is Not Fast Enough (2008)

1. When you have 10 people in front of you in line.

2. When the kids are screaming in the car.

3. When you’re a fireman on the way to a call.
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When hunger calls-
There are occasions for temporary stalls.

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News Underway-Today Or Maybe Yesterday (12)

To take a moment to seize-

To keep updated about the Ebola disease.

-2014-

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Clear-That Fear (44)

There comes a day-

When the panic and anxiety is kept at bay.

-2014-

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Clear-That Fear (45)

The desire and the will-

Just to consider yourself normal.

-2014-

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey’s Rhyme And Reason-During The Holiday Season (31)

To roll up your sleeves-

To get ready to rake up all of those fallen leaves.

-2014-

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Three Ways To Know That The Price Of Gas Has Gone Up (2008)

1. It takes a whole lot of money to fill up that tank.

2. You look for other alternatives to get to work.

3. You buy a new car, just to get that free gas.
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A new car smell-
Cheaper gasoline, as
far as we can tell.

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Three Places To Find Some Deep Rich History (2008)

1. At a museum.

2. In a history book.

3. In an obituary column.

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A brief life’s description-

After the living is done.

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Three That Age Well (2008)

1. Wine.

2. Cheese.

3. Jerry Lewis.
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Need an old childhood memory fix-
Just tune into the Jerry Lewis Annual Labor Day
Telethon done since the year of 1966.

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THREE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH (2005)

1. You’ll probably hit a root.

2. You’ll get to the bottom eventually.

3. You’ll temporarily take the attention off of yourself and try to put it on someone else.

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LET’S INVESTIGATE THE PROSECUTOR LEFT AND RIGHT-

IN ORDER TO DISTRACT THE IDEA THAT I AM THE ONE TO INDICT!

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THREE REASONS TO BE THANKFUL (2005)

1. Family.

2. Friends.

3. Gas is not 3 dollars a gallon.

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LIKE THE OIL COMPANIES WANTED US TO DO-

WE’LL SETTLE FOR PRICES A LITTLE OVER THE DOLLAR TIMES TWO!

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THREE THINGS THAT WE LEARNED THIS PAST HURRICANE SEASON (2005)

1. We cannot control mother nature.

2. How to pack up and evacuate in record time.

3. The first five letters of the greek alphabet.

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FROM ALPHA TO EPSILON-

IS HOW THE HURRICANE NAMING

ENDED UP BEING DONE!

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Three For A Pumpkin (2014)

1. Tasty.
2. Decorative.
3. Just right for fall season.
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Many to be seen-
Between now and Halloween.

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Three Things That Alice In Wonderland, Winnie-the-Pooh, And Corduroy The Bear Have in Common (2006)

1. They are all wonderful children’s characters.

2. They have been enjoyed by children, for many years.

3. They have all been redone.

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The same characters, to love and adore-

Shortly to be seen and bought in a favorite store!

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Three Forms Of Liquor (2006)

1. By the glass.

2. By the bottle.

3. Vaporized.

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Faster than to sip-

In order to go on

that scheduled trip!

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Three Derived From The Cornfield (2014)

1. Corn on cob.
2. Steamed.
3. Popcorn.
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Popped for the latest show-
Grown in the open, all in a row.

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Three British Royalty Figures (2006)

1. Queen Elizabeth II.

2. Prince Charles.

3. Lord Royal Highness.

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David Bowie, surely, will fare well with his chance-

To make a guest appearance, on SpongeBob Square Pants!

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Three Spots To Fight (2014)

1. In ring.
2. Political debate.
3. On home front.
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Less there needs to be-
Regarding the family.

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Three To Cover (2014)

1. Story.
2. Book.
3. Your mouth and nose.
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Please!!
When you cough or sneeze.

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Three Places To Find A Wildlife Refuge (2006)

1. In Minnesota. The Minnesota Valley National Wildlife Refuge.

2. In the Artic. The Artic National Wildlife Refuge.

3. In New Orleans. The Natural Katrina Wildlife Refuge.

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Katrina made the mess-

Which have led the alligators, coyotes, rabbits, nutria, and even the armadillos, to instinctively, nest!

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Three Ways To Gamble (2006)

1. Play bingo.

2. Buy a lottery ticket.

3. Donate to a campaign fund.

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Winning on the first two is a little hard to do-

But with the third one, the returned favors, immediately come through.

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Three Reasons To Be Tired In The AM (2014)

1. Insomnia.
2. Bad dreams.
3. Late night sports.
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A true fan-
Tiredly, on hand.

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The Need-To Read (268)

Tonight I would cook-

But really and truly I have to finish reading this book.

-2014-

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Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (301)

I can remember when-

I should have paid better attention to my grandmother’s cooking, as I sat in her kitchen.

-2014-

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A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme (315)

We will. We will-

Hunt for the best fall festival.

-2014-

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THREE THINGS ABOUT THAT LEAKING SAN ANTONIO TREE (2006)

 

1. It was a mystery.

2. No one knew what was going on.

3. The San Antonio Water System figured it out after cutting off the water.

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ROOTS GROWN IN THE WATERLINE-

IS THE MOST RECENT FIND!

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Three That Should Be Credited For A Company’s Success (2006)

1. Those at the top.

2. Those in the middle.

3. Those at the bottom, who are doing all of the work.

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The bottom line-

Is that if it were not for the bottom, not much on the top

would one be able to find!

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Three Ways To Acquire A Pet (2006)

1. Buy one.

2. Let a neighbor give you one.

3. Let the pet find you.

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A little animal on the roam-

Can eventually end up at your home!

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Three Model Mothers (2006)

1. Donna Reed.

2. June Cleaver.

3. Lisa Gherardina.

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To commemorate her second son’s birth-

She posed as the Mona Lisa, for one of

the greatest painters on earth.

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Three Types Of Mouse (2006)

1. Wired.

2. Wireless.

3. Cypriot.

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A living fossil, discovered on the Island of Cyprus-

Survived thousands of years, before man’s arrival, is the reason for all the fuss.

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Three Things That We Think Of When We Hear The Word Murderer (2006)

1. Mean.

2. Vicious.

3. Polite.

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The one from Iowa, was considered that way-

Until, with his whole family, he did underway!

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Three Things That I Wish I Hadn’t Seen Or Heard (2006)

1. So much rain on the radar the past two days.

2. A team of speechwriters,writing, “Ask not what

your country can do for you, Ask, what you can do

for your country.”

3. The man with the high heels walking on a board, to create

the sound effects, of foot steps, on the big screen.

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Some things. we prefer not. to see-

Even if that is the way, it was created or intended to be.

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Three Things That Are On Their Way Out (2006)

1. Handwriting.

2. Longer childhoods.

3. Television show themes.

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Got to reach back-

To hum a TV show music track!

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